JioNetflix

Dear Executive of Reliance Industries / Netlix Inc.

Greetings from the future, 2025—a year where brands and domains seem destined to merge, just like us.

I'm a humble brand coach based in Indore, founder of anydecks.com , and (admittedly) a shameless opportunist. One fine day, as I was innocently scrolling through social media, I stumbled upon a true gem of a headline: someone actually bought the Jio Hotstar domain hoping for a buyout.

 

Seeing this stroke of opportunistic genius, I did what any self-respecting brand coach would do—I snatched up JioNetflix.com, purely in the spirit of commerce (read: quick cash). Trust me, this wasn't some accident of fate, nor do I harbor any grand vision of changing the streaming world. No, this is a passion project... for my future Mercedes Maybach. Or maybe two.

 

Let's be real: I don’t need a sponsorship for my education. I graduated from The School of Finding Quick Money with honors. What I need is a sizable payout to fund my entirely unearned luxuries, and you, dear executive, are holding the key to this dream.So, let’s talk. I think this could be a mutually beneficial arrangement. After all, “Thudumm and Chill” was practically made for India, don’t you think?

 

Yours truly,
The Opportunist